Wednesday, August 27, 2014

2014 Emmy Awards - Does it Hurt to Smile?

The Emmy's were a few days ago and although I don't watch the event, I do like visiting EOnline to see what folks wore and what antics, if any, were pulled. After browsing through the Emmy arrivals, it became painfully clear that some folks, no matter how deep their pockets are, they will not smile. No way. No how.

Because I think it's hilarious to be famous (by choice) and rich (by the hands of folks who pay to see your movies/shows) and still find it hard work to smile, I picked my Top 4 favorite Emmy arrivals and decoded their photo for your pleasure. Okay, MY pleasure.






I'm on to something here aren't I? I mean, how hard is it to fake smile... you're an actor/actress for goodness sakes! I guarantee that while reading this, you smiled. I can also guaranteed you don't make hundreds of thousands, if not millions, for your trade? 

So see it's really NOT that hard to smile.

22 comments:

  1. BAHAHAHA!!
    January Jones' table cloth and Lena Dunham's dust ruffle -- SPOT ON! And, wtf were they thinking?!

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  2. Haha these are too funny, it's interesting how some people just don't smile. So much money weighing them down I guess. ;) The duster was definitely the best line!

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    1. Oh I love that.. money weighing them down. That's totally it.

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  3. Oh holy hell, girl. You get ALL the laughs today!!! This is freak'n hysterical!! I guess when you've got all those dolla dolla bills you flat out just don't have to care. Loved this!

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    1. I mean, I would do a lot of things for those Benjamins and if not smiling was it, then I would break out my resting bitch face on the daily.

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  4. Shame they couldn't smile! I think if I was Lena though I wouldn't smile either, her outfit is awful!!!

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    1. It makes you think she got ready in the dark, no?

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  5. hahaha Lena's picture is my fave! This is hilarious!

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    1. I just don't get it. From head to toe it's a bit ridiculous.

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  6. Seriously, why do they look so pained to be essentially doing their jobs? What a rough life they have.

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    1. Right? I just don't get folks. Be happy. You have so much others would kill for.

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  7. ha, oh man. I didn't watch so I haven't seen those hideous hideous outfits - what in the world is Lena wearing? Who thought that was remotely ... nice looking? It hurts to smile after a while, how long do they have to mingle with the common folk on that there red carpet? What's the beauty pageant trick? maybe they should borrow that.

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    1. It does hurt to smile but some of these people look like they are so stoned faced, that they look like that all the time.

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  8. Brilliant. Made ME smile! Give them all a decent meal and maybe they'd find something to smile about?!

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    1. Oh yeah. Maybe even some carbs or a cookie and some cake and ice cream?

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  9. Well what the ergh is that thing Lena Dunham is wearing? I know she is famous for some series about Girls I never saw, keeping it real and being somewhat of a quirky outsider, but really? She also has a totally awkward facial expression there, someone probably caught her in just the wrong moment between two perfectly fine faces.

    Kayley is looking nice with the short hair, but sporting a serious bitch face.

    Alex - Funky Jungle

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    1. I think there is a time and place to be quirky... and if you are going do it on the red carpet can't you at least smirk or something?

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  10. This made me laugh, ha! I can't believe they didn't smile!

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    1. It's like "If you smile, you will never be in another film/show again"!

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