Friday, March 8, 2013

It's Friday!!!

And because I am totally lacking in coming up with my own blog worthy thoughts, I am linking up with Holly and Jake for Finish The Sentence.

1. People always tell me that I look someone they know. Of course I do. I'm a brunette with blue eyes. There is a shit ton of us out there.

2. In the movie based on my life, a R rating would be needed. I curse like a sailor and my husband says things that are far from being politically correct. 

3. Typically, I end up regretting the majority of all decisions I make so I don't make decisions. Pisses James off all the time.

4. I always ask to leave off the everything. It doesn't get any picker than me. I'm the pain in the ass customer most waiters/waitresses hate.

5. Kim and Kanye really need to keep their pants on. There is no need to make more than one "oops" baby. 

6. My Parents always reminded me that I always look at myself in any reflective surface. I must check my appearance. And it's sad but true - Connor does it as well. 

7. Every single day I wake up hoping that I've lost more weight regardless of that fact that I refuse to cut back on certain foods like sweets, breads, pastas. You know, the good stuff.

8. This one time in college I paid $16k for 41 days of school. Epic fail. Lesson learned. 

9. My grossest habit is I always debate on washing my hair every day. If I'm not going anywhere, why should I waste expensive shampoo/conditioner.

10. My latest white lie was when I told a fellow Mom group member her son's name was cute. It's not and he is going to be picked on until the day he dies. Seriously. It's that bad.

11. I know all the words to damn near EVERY Disney movie song made before 2000.
12. When I grow up I want to be a trophy wife.
13. Sexy time is something James wants more of and quite frankly, ain't nobody got time for that.
14. I will never, ever be able to forgive my high school best friend for being a heartless bitch. 

15. I think it's hilarious when my almost 4 year old nephew calls his little friend Bo, his boyfriend.


  1. hahah so many of these made me laugh. You are hilarious!

  2. damn girl..where did you pay that much for college?? haha. glad you linked up with us! thanks..

  3. I so want to know what the name is! I have a friend who named her kid something really ridiculous and I bet it's worse than your friends name.

  4. I truly LOLed at this!! And.....nodded my head in agreement with many of them!! Hilarious!


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