Saturday, June 30, 2012

Say What?!

 

At any given time, someone in my life says something that is totally off the wall. At times, it's so out of the blue or bizarre that you can't help but think odds are, that's never been said before. Need examples? My pleasure:
  • If I were a hooker, I'd get top dollar. I'd be the classiest one on Dixie. (Yes, honey, you'd make a wonderful hooker.)
  • Where is your uterus? (Why have you lost yours?)
  • I'm going to punch you in the head. (I'm sorry. I knew it was wrong the moment I did it. Try not to leave any marks or bruises.)
  • If anything, he will be a son of a bitch. Bastard doesn't apply, he has a father.
  • I bet Taylor Swift smells like money.
  • She is nice, if you like people with no personality, big hands and a side of nasty.
Feel free to share your Say What?! moments. Sometimes I just sit back and think, this is hilarious! I hope I'm not the only one who has a life like this. You know, the one full of strangeness!

1 comment:

  1. Hahaha! Comments like this always make me laugh the hardest. They come at the funniest times.

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